Kale and Quinoa Salad with Ginger Sesame Vinaigrette

It’s not in my nature to forget to eat a meal or just not be hungry. I usually think those people who “never feel like lunch” or “had a really big dinner 4 weeks ago” are kidding themselves and would gnaw off my arm out of blind hunger if I blinked for a half second too long. But, over the last weekend, I became (briefly) one of those weirdos. I was on a baking extravaganza, crafting 200 cupcakes and multiple cakes between two separate events, when I plum just….didn’t feel the need to eat. Or drink water. Or think about much other than piping tips, pastry bags, and gigantic blocks of 80% dark chocolate.

It got ugly after day 2. BUT, it was a wonderful weekend and I had the pleasure of bringing tasty joy to a few people, so I really can’t complain. And I can’t resist sharing a photo of the wedding cake and cupcakes I did for my dear friend Lauren, who tied the knot this weekend:

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Yea. I meant two pictures.

The point being that my diet over the last few days has been worse than that of Honey Boo-Boo’s entire family, so I had to shock it back into health with something green and leafy. “Welcome, welcome, delicious kale. Oh, you brought a friend? Some toasted seaweed? Quite spiffing, my dear boy! Good show!” It went something like that when I looked in my fridge. Remember: I’ve been quite dehydrated. Talking to an ice box filled with dying plants is just the tip of the iceberg.

I did some research, bought some avocados, and found a delightful mix of dressing and veggie goodness that spoke to my deprived gut. The outcome was filling, delightfully salty with a hint of sushiness (thanks to the nori), and wham-bam good for you.

Kale and Quinoa Salad with Ginger Sesame Vinaigrette

3 c fresh kale, ribbed and chopped into bite-sized pieces
1 carrot, shredded
1 avocado, chunked
handful of cherry tomatoes, halved
1/4 c toasted sunflower seeds
1/2 c nori, sliced thin
1/3 c mandarin orange slices
1 c dry quinoa
2 T olive oil
2 T sesame oil
1 shallot, minced
1 t fresh ginger, grated fine
3 T rice vinegar
2 T balsamic vinegar
1 T honey
1 T soy sauce
dash lemon juice

In a large salad bowl, whisk together oils, ginger, shallot, vinegars, honey, soy sauce, and lemon juice. Toss in the kale and set aside. Cook the quinoa per directions. Meanwhile, toss the avocado, carrot, tomatoes, orange slices, and sunflower seeds in with the kale. When the quinoa is done and slightly cooled, mix in with the kale. Right before serving, mix in the nori.

Note: this makes a good amount of dressing, so feel free to only use half, a tablespoon, whatever your heart desires. Just mix in more if desired and see where the wind takes you.

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Banana Pancakes

This isn’t just pancake batter that you throw bananas into. It’s pancake batter made mostly out of the bananas themselves.

BOOM. Just blew your minds.

Since I’ve gone mostly gluten free and vegetarian (now and then you just NEED a burger. Am I wrong? That’s not a “like to have”, it’s a “need to have” kind of food), I’ve been combing Pinterest for recipes that will fit both bills. A lot of vegetarians rely on bread, pasta, etc to fill the void left behind by chickens and other beasts, but the GF thing gets in the way. I’m finding creative recipes and substitutions all over the wonder-webz and this beauty takes the cake for the weekend.

There are two ingredients. That’s right. TWO.

  • 1 banana
  • 2 eggs

Most people have those hanging around, so you can keep your sweatpants on (I know I did) and not worry about having to run to the store first thing on a lazy Sunday morning.

The other beautiful thing, aside from the fact that they are tasty, have a good texture, and take 2 seconds to make, is that you can make them sweet OR savory.

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It’s as if Moses has traipsed down that mountain again to deliver me golden tablets etched with delightful recipes. Thanks, friend.

I added a teaspoon of almond extract and a shake of cinnamon to give mine a little personality, but I think these combos would be great, as well:

  • Chocolate and peanut butter chips (duh)
  • Cinnamon pecan
  • Scallion and shredded cheddar
  • Caper and bacon chunks (one of my favorite combinations ever)

And the list goes on and on.

To get yourself moving, preheat a pan to med-high or 375 degrees if you’re working with a griddle. Mash the banana in a bowl (really make sure it’s smooth) and then beat in the two eggs, one at a time. Mix in any additionals. When the pan is hot and you’ve greased it up with butter or oil, pour a slow stream of batter for a couple of seconds, until you have a nice sized disc. It will spread fairly quickly and be runny, so it’s easy to know when to stop pouring.

Warning: these stick to the pan when they are not cooked enough on one side, so make sure you wait 3-4 minutes before attempting to flip. Make them fairly small so you don’t have to worry about leaving behind an edge as your spatula comes off the surface of the pan. I slid mine around under the pancakes to make sure I had loosened the whole thing up before I attempted to flip. A few edges were lost in the shuffle. I cried. The pancakes mourned.

But then I ate them and it was magical, so all of the sadness was forgotten! I doused mine with some maple syrup and a bit of buttah, and died a little happy joyful heavenly death of wonder.

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Corn Risotto-Stuffed Poblanos

Hey there, stranger. Now that the holidays are over, it seems that everyone is being punished for their Christmas consumerism with a strong, sturdy bout of the flu. The memories of illness have come screaming back to me with phlegmy headaches, a hacking cough, and the knowledge that I look sexy with Kleenex permanently wedged into my cranium.

Now that we’ve all whetted our appetites, let’s talk food!

My dear sister’s family unit gave me the delightfully awesome Smitten Kitchen cookbook and I was so over the moon excited that I blacked out from sheer joy. So far I’ve made her Brown Butter Rice Krispie Treats (with the addition of toffee bits….Yes, they were amazing) and these peppers, both of which have been to die for. I’ve also got my eye on the Turkey Meatballs, so keep your eyes peeled for that bad boy.

This dish was very enjoyable. It wasn’t difficult, but it was a tad tedious to char the peppers, rub the skins off, and stuff them. I would definitely suggesting broiling them instead of doing it on the stove, since the latter requires much more attention (and I’m guessing time). Super tasty, though, so I would definitely recommend giving them a whirl!

Corn Risotto-Stuffed Poblanos

Smitten Kitchen Cookbook, adapted slightly

8 large poblano peppers
6 cups broth, heated
2 T olive oil
1 shallot, diced
2 garlic cloves
2 c short-grained rice, such as Arborio
1/2 c white wine
1.5 c corn, fresh or frozen
3/4 c grated Pepper Jack cheese
1/2 t salt
pepper
1/2 t paprika
For the crema sauce:
1 small adobo chipotle pepper, plus sauce from the can
1/2 c greek yogurt
1 T milk
1/2 t salt
1/2 t paprika
crumbled queso fresco

For the peppers you can either char them over high heat on a gas stove, turning frequently, or you can broil them until they are crispy around the edges. You will need to ensure an even char all the way around or else the skin will not come off very well! Set the charred peppers aside in a covered bowl.

To make the risotto, heat the oil in a large dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add the onions and cook until soft, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook another minute, then add the rice. Toast for a couple of minutes, add the wine, and cook until evaporated, stirring frequently. Add 1 cup of the broth and simmer, stirring every minute or so, until the broth is absorbed. Continue to add the broth 1/2 c at a time.

When you are down to your last addition of broth, add in the corn, salt, and pepper. When the rice is creamy and tested for done-ness, turn off the heat and add the pepper jack cheese and paprika.

Scrape the charred skins off the peppers with a knife, then cut a slit in each one and scoop out the seeds. Stuff each one with a healthy portion of the risotto and top with the queso fresca. In a preheated 400 degree oven, bake the peppers for about 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, prepare the crema. Put the pepper, yogurt, spices, and milk in a food processor, blender, or use an immersion blender to puree the ingredients.

When the peppers come out, put a dollop of crema on top and serve warm.

Delish!