Shrimp Po’Boys

Laurenand I decided to go with Southern cuisine, after much deliberation and battles of will. We threw around Red beans and Rice, Gumbo, and a variety of seafood dishes, but finally we settled on a dish that no one can be dissatisfied with:

Fried stuff on bread with some vegetables as an afterthought! Or, as it is more widely known, Shrimp Po’boys.

Most acquaintances of mine know that I am very proud of my Southern roots. If someone starts spouting ignorant babble about my peeps, then they will soon feel the wrath of my Amazonian stature and temper. I’m no warrior, but my rage black-outs don’t often differentiate my body from that of Chuck Norris’s and will deliver a round-house kick to the face for any rude comments delivered in my presence.

The point is, Southern food makes you glad to be alive and capable of tasting all the wonderful flavors that are available to our tongues. So give thanks to Moses, Buddha, or whoever you’re praising today, for this wonderful meal you’re about to consume!

Most Po’boys I’ve encountered have fried shrimp or oysters (or both), but I’ve heard of delicious variations with sausage, crawfish, etc Shredded lettuce, tomatoes, hot sauce, mustard, pickles, and mustard as the usual suspects when it comes to additionals, all sitting atop a French or hoagie-esque roll.

Lauren objected to the squishy-ness of most hoagie rolls you find out there, so we went rogue and settled on Challah: it’s soft but with more oomph and is just so darn delicious. It did prove rather heavy when eaten in such vast quantities, but that can easily be avoided by simply not eating so much of it. Hmmm what a thought….

Here’s what you’ll need (for 2-3 sandwiches worth):

1 pound uncooked shrimp, deveined and tails removed
1/2 c hot sauce (we used Sriracha)
3 eggs
1 c flour
S+P
1 t Garlic powder
oil for frying
Rolls
1 head purple cabbage
1/2 onion, color of your choice
1 jalepeno
2 carrots, shredded
Tartar sauce
peppronicini
pickles

Lauren makes a meanslaw, so she graciously obliged and took the reigns for this one. She shredded up the cabbage and diced the jalepeno

Added some onion and carrot, then mixed up some dressing for marination.

Of course, I am completely blanking on what she put in it, but I know it included beer and lemon juice. Lauren? Be a doll and write it out in the comments?

A dressing to any slaw or salad comes with a bit of trial-and-error, but it’s always good to reference a recipe before you dive in. I am all for jumping in and just going with instinct, but you’re usually working with ingredients that are intense and can come out very wrong if you don’t ease into it. It might be wise to find yourself a solid base dressing to work off of, such as:
2 parts oil
1 part vinegar (balsamic, rice, red wine, etc, depending on what you’re putting it on)
shallots
mustard (again, depends on what you’re making, but dijon and honey are good foundations)
spices/herbs (S+P, garlic powder, cumin, cayenne, rosemary, chives, etc)
citrus (grapefruit is a very tasty alternative to lemon)

While Lauren was working her magic with the slaw, I cut out our bread recepticles:

We cut the challah loaf into quarters and carved it into the “buns” you see above. Yes yes, very crafty of us. We know! I then rinsed the shrimpies

and de-tailed them. The eggs got hot sauced and the flour tossed with S, P, and garlic powder.

I got the pan hot and added about 1/2 in of oil. Once it was all shimmery and ready for action, the assembly line began:
dunk in egg mixture
dredge in flour
plop in the oil

It only took them a couple of minutes per side and, since over cooked shrimp are a worse crime than grand theft, make sure to keep your eye on these suckers.

While I was frying my life away, Lauren mixed up the tartar sauce with some diced pickles and pepperonicini:

We tossed the bread under the broiler to toast it up a bit, but before we knew it….HAMMER TIME!

Red cabbage slaw, vamped-up tartar sauce, fried shrimp, and toasted bread. All. For. Me. I mean, us!

They were difficult to eat since they were only slightly smaller than a watermelon, but by gum it was worth it. The shrimp had the perfect amount of spice from the hot sauce dip and were perfectly accented by the slaw. It was crunchy and soft all at once, spicy yet refreshing, and altogether delicious. Of course we had to finish them off with something equally as epic, so we went with peanut butter cookies stuffed with reeses:

No big deal. (Yea right, it was a huge deal because they were fan-freaking-tastic). This was all very exhausting, so a nap was in order:

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Chard Frittata with Goat Cheese and Caramelized Onions

One does not actually flip a frittata, so don’t go trying anything crazy here. But I would highly recommend giving frittatas a shot for a whole slew of reasons: you can make them super healthy, they are delicious hot or cold, and it’s a great way to get rid of leftover veggies or meat. I went on a major food kick over the Fourth of July and made everything from Peach-blueberry pie to Strawberry Cake to Filet Mignon. But what really got me thinking was a discussion I had with my cousin Kathy about frittatas and how gosh darn delicious they are. So here it is:

Golden Chard Frittata with Goat Cheese, Caramelized onions, and Yams.  Isn’t it pretty?
So what is a frittata? In essence, it is a quiche without the crust. “But the crust is the best part,” said my silly coworker today, even as he forked some of the deliciousness past his eager chompers. A well-made frittata has a crusty exterior that is simply marvelous. I have not yet perfected the art, but am working my fingers to the bone (kind of) to achieve eggy nirvana. I have heard a couple of arguments with frittatas and their crusts:

1) Once the eggs are added, cook over a very low heat and do not touch. This will allow the crust to form along the bottom without burning the eggs. Finish the frittata under the broil so it puffs and finishes cooking.
2) Once the eggs are added, cook over medium heat and move the eggs around slowly, so everything evenly cooks, but no crust forms. Finish under the broil.
3) Add the eggs with a touch of flour and baking powder, then cook the entire thing in the oven for almost an hour, with no stove top time at all.

Being the indecisive gal that I am, I did a mixture of latter two and was pleased with it. It did not have as much crust as I hoped, but it tasted magical with a hunk of bread. Here’s what you’ll need:

1 small onion, color of your preference
1 t brown sugar
olive oil
1 bunch chard; I went with golden
2 cloves garlic
2 t soy sauce
1 t garam masala
1 small yam
1 T butter
3 T half and half
2 T flour
S+P to taste
small log goat cheese
8 -10 eggs, depending on your preference

There are several different components going on here, so pay attention and don’t slack or else you’ll be kicked out of class. First:
Start caramelizing your onion, since this can take up to 40 minutes.

Thinly slice and throw it into the pan (medium-low heat) you intend to finish the frittata in; ie, a pan that is deep enough to handle the whole frittata and being put in the oven. Don’t skimp too much on the oil– 2-3 T at least. After the onion has softened, add the sugar and continue stirring.

Meanwhile, bring a medium pot of water to boil. Peel and thinly slice the yam and parboil in the boiling water for about 5 minutes, or until they are sufficiently softened.

Drain and run cool water over, to stop them from cooking any further. Set aside.

Wash the chard thoroughly, making sure that no stray beetles make their way into your dish. Ew.

Chard is one of the most magnificent greens you can eat and it is very much in season right now, so go to the hippie store and grab yourself a vibrant bunch. You can read all about the health benefits here. They are quite extensive!

You should be checking your onions periodically and giving them a good stir. How do they look? They should be slowly browning and softening.

Chop your chard, stems and all, into small pieces. Throw in some chopped garlic as well.

Heat over medium heat until fragrant. Throw in the chard and the garam masala and saute for about 5 minutes.

I was hunting through recipes for chard only and found a very intriguing one that sang the praises of garam masala+soy sauce, so I decided to take the plunge. I am happy to say that it came out very well. I don’t know much about Garam masala, but it turned out with a very nice exotic sweetness that was quite pleasing, especially with the yam.

How do the onions look? Give them a good stir, but at this point they should look delicious:

If they have turned dark brown you can turn the heat off. Otherwise, keep them going at a low heat.
Once the chard has softened, add the soy sauce and continue to saute until the liquid has evaporated and it is basically done. It won’t cook much more with the eggs, so it needs to be very nearly cooked through.

Once it reaches this state, turn the heat off and prepare the eggs. Crack them into a bowl with the half and half, S+P, flour. Whish vigorously to break up any lumps, but do not over beat. It might be worth your while to mix the flour in with a single egg before incorporating it into the rest of the ingredients.

Slice the goat cheese into 1/4 inch-thick chunks:

You’re ready to rock and roll, so roll up your sleeves, turn up Shania Twain, and center your chi. Turn the heat under the onion to medium, throw in a cube of butter and let it melt, then add the chard and yam.

Add the egg mixture:

Let it settle in for about a minute or two; meanwhile, preheat the oven to 375. At this point, you can choose to turn the heat down to low and let it do it’s thing for about 10 minutes. If so, make sure you gently push the sides in sporadically, so the uncooked egg can roll onto the bottom of the pan to cook.

Or, you can do what I did and leave the heat on medium. I then pushed the egg from the outside in at a very slow pace. This will ensure even cooking, but you won’t have as impressive of a crust. Once the egg is mostly set, stop pushing it around and let it settle back into itself.

Start layering the cheese on top; once it is all ready to go, pop it into the oven for 5-10 minutes. Turn on the broiler and let it go until brown and bubbly. It should puff up nicely due to the high heat of the broiler. Let it rest for about 10 minutes, carve yourself a slice, and enjoy!

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Wedding Cupcakes for all!

This post is basically to highlight the awesome cupcakes I did for a wedding a few weeks ago for my friends Seth and Mia. They chose chocolate cupcakes with chocolate buttercream and strawberry cupcakes with vanilla buttercream. All were topped with marzipan sweet peas.

Not only were the cupcakes fabulous (high-five, self!), but the wedding was gorgeous. I was so glad to be a part of it!

Here they are, in all their glory:

I had lots of help with these bad boys from my dear friend Lauren and her mom, Suzan. Thank you both!!

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