Chard Frittata with Goat Cheese and Caramelized Onions

One does not actually flip a frittata, so don’t go trying anything crazy here. But I would highly recommend giving frittatas a shot for a whole slew of reasons: you can make them super healthy, they are delicious hot or cold, and it’s a great way to get rid of leftover veggies or meat. I went on a major food kick over the Fourth of July and made everything from Peach-blueberry pie to Strawberry Cake to Filet Mignon. But what really got me thinking was a discussion I had with my cousin Kathy about frittatas and how gosh darn delicious they are. So here it is:

Golden Chard Frittata with Goat Cheese, Caramelized onions, and Yams.  Isn’t it pretty?
So what is a frittata? In essence, it is a quiche without the crust. “But the crust is the best part,” said my silly coworker today, even as he forked some of the deliciousness past his eager chompers. A well-made frittata has a crusty exterior that is simply marvelous. I have not yet perfected the art, but am working my fingers to the bone (kind of) to achieve eggy nirvana. I have heard a couple of arguments with frittatas and their crusts:

1) Once the eggs are added, cook over a very low heat and do not touch. This will allow the crust to form along the bottom without burning the eggs. Finish the frittata under the broil so it puffs and finishes cooking.
2) Once the eggs are added, cook over medium heat and move the eggs around slowly, so everything evenly cooks, but no crust forms. Finish under the broil.
3) Add the eggs with a touch of flour and baking powder, then cook the entire thing in the oven for almost an hour, with no stove top time at all.

Being the indecisive gal that I am, I did a mixture of latter two and was pleased with it. It did not have as much crust as I hoped, but it tasted magical with a hunk of bread. Here’s what you’ll need:

1 small onion, color of your preference
1 t brown sugar
olive oil
1 bunch chard; I went with golden
2 cloves garlic
2 t soy sauce
1 t garam masala
1 small yam
1 T butter
3 T half and half
2 T flour
S+P to taste
small log goat cheese
8 -10 eggs, depending on your preference

There are several different components going on here, so pay attention and don’t slack or else you’ll be kicked out of class. First:
Start caramelizing your onion, since this can take up to 40 minutes.

Thinly slice and throw it into the pan (medium-low heat) you intend to finish the frittata in; ie, a pan that is deep enough to handle the whole frittata and being put in the oven. Don’t skimp too much on the oil– 2-3 T at least. After the onion has softened, add the sugar and continue stirring.

Meanwhile, bring a medium pot of water to boil. Peel and thinly slice the yam and parboil in the boiling water for about 5 minutes, or until they are sufficiently softened.

Drain and run cool water over, to stop them from cooking any further. Set aside.

Wash the chard thoroughly, making sure that no stray beetles make their way into your dish. Ew.

Chard is one of the most magnificent greens you can eat and it is very much in season right now, so go to the hippie store and grab yourself a vibrant bunch. You can read all about the health benefits here. They are quite extensive!

You should be checking your onions periodically and giving them a good stir. How do they look? They should be slowly browning and softening.

Chop your chard, stems and all, into small pieces. Throw in some chopped garlic as well.

Heat over medium heat until fragrant. Throw in the chard and the garam masala and saute for about 5 minutes.

I was hunting through recipes for chard only and found a very intriguing one that sang the praises of garam masala+soy sauce, so I decided to take the plunge. I am happy to say that it came out very well. I don’t know much about Garam masala, but it turned out with a very nice exotic sweetness that was quite pleasing, especially with the yam.

How do the onions look? Give them a good stir, but at this point they should look delicious:

If they have turned dark brown you can turn the heat off. Otherwise, keep them going at a low heat.
Once the chard has softened, add the soy sauce and continue to saute until the liquid has evaporated and it is basically done. It won’t cook much more with the eggs, so it needs to be very nearly cooked through.

Once it reaches this state, turn the heat off and prepare the eggs. Crack them into a bowl with the half and half, S+P, flour. Whish vigorously to break up any lumps, but do not over beat. It might be worth your while to mix the flour in with a single egg before incorporating it into the rest of the ingredients.

Slice the goat cheese into 1/4 inch-thick chunks:

You’re ready to rock and roll, so roll up your sleeves, turn up Shania Twain, and center your chi. Turn the heat under the onion to medium, throw in a cube of butter and let it melt, then add the chard and yam.

Add the egg mixture:

Let it settle in for about a minute or two; meanwhile, preheat the oven to 375. At this point, you can choose to turn the heat down to low and let it do it’s thing for about 10 minutes. If so, make sure you gently push the sides in sporadically, so the uncooked egg can roll onto the bottom of the pan to cook.

Or, you can do what I did and leave the heat on medium. I then pushed the egg from the outside in at a very slow pace. This will ensure even cooking, but you won’t have as impressive of a crust. Once the egg is mostly set, stop pushing it around and let it settle back into itself.

Start layering the cheese on top; once it is all ready to go, pop it into the oven for 5-10 minutes. Turn on the broiler and let it go until brown and bubbly. It should puff up nicely due to the high heat of the broiler. Let it rest for about 10 minutes, carve yourself a slice, and enjoy!

Nomnomnomnom

Sausage, Bean, and Kale Soup

I am totally kidding, of course you can have some soup. But sadly the internet has not come far enough to have me send it via the world wide web, so you’ll have to get off your couch and make it yourself. Tear yourself away from “Dancing with the Stars” and get crackin’ on our latest endeavor:

Sausage, Bean, and Kale Soup with a side of Beer Bread. Ta-Da!!

Lauren and I frantically threw this masterpiece after a long, hard day at the office and it took us a mere 30 minutes! So if you’re ready to belt out another excuse about how you’re just too darn tired to make dinner for your starving children, then you are talking to the wrong lady.

Soup is the perfect dinner for many reasons. It is a fast and easy way to get yourself a lot of nutrients with not that many calories, which is important for those of us who plan on being on the cover of Victoria’s Secret. You can make soup with almost anything, as long as you have an iota of creativity inside your thick skull.

Here are the ingredients we settled on in the car on the way to the grocery store:
1 lb spicy Italian sausage
2 T minced garlic
1/2 onion, diced
1 small head cauliflower, cut into smaller florets
1/3 c your favorite beer (drink the rest)
4-6 c chicken stock (enough to cover the ingredients by 1 inch)
1 small bunch kale
1 can garbanzo beans
1 can cannellini beans
S + P to taste
Parmesan cheese

Heat a large pot over medium high heat and add the sausage in little bits. We got ours in a “log” instead of links, but if you have the latter just remove the casing and crumble it into the pan.

Once it is browned and mostly cooked, about 5 minutes, remove from pan with slotted spoon onto paper towels to drain.

You should leave the delicious fat in the pan on medium heat.

Add your onion and saute for a few minutes, until translucent.

Add the garlic and saute until fragrant. Add the cauliflower.

Saute for about 5 minutes. While that is cooking, rip the kale off the ribs and into bite-size pieces; rinse thoroughly.

Once the cauliflower starts to “sweat” add the beer to deglaze the pan. Scrape the bottom to loosen any tasty bits off the pan.

Once the beer cooks off a bit, add the stock so you cover the cauliflower by about 1 inch.

Bring to a simmer and let cook until the cauliflower is tender, about 10 minutes. While I was soup-ing away, Lauren was hard at work on the beer breads:

She made three different kinds (what a trooper!): Pyramid Apricot Ale, some weird alcoholic “Cola” from the South (don’t ask, we felt inspired while standing in the beer aisle at Safeway), and Modelo. All were amazing and divine, but I particularly liked the Modelo. It went very well with the soup!

Speaking of soup…

Once the cauliflower is tender you’re ready to rock out. Rinse the beans and add about half of each can to the pot.

Grab your immersion blender and go to town:

Depending on your preference you can go smooth as honey or chunky like cottage cheese thighs. Ew.

Turn the heat back on, add the kale and rest of the beans, and let it cook for a few more minutes. Once the kale has softened a bit and the beans are heated through you can add the sausage and turn off the heat.

Grab your warm bread and slather with some butter while your associate dusts some grated Parmesan on top of your soup. Voila!

Easy, breezy, beautiful… soup!

Original combination:
Sausage, kale, cauliflower, white/garbanzo beans

Variations:
Pancetta, spinach, sweet potato, white beans
Sweet sausage, collard greens, butternut squash/carrot, orzo

Talk to your stomach and find out what it wants!
Nomminess.

Deep Dish Bacon Pizza

Hear ye, Hear ye! Gather the troops and bring in the cows, it’s time for finger-lickin’ favorites all combined into one pan:

Deep Dish Bacon and Caper Pizza.

At first I was very reluctant to embark on what seemed like culinary suicide. Soggy and overbearing crust with a vat of tomato sauce? No, thanks! But, of course, Cook’s Illustrated came to my rescue and showed me the way. Like they always do!

No one ever seems eager to make pizza. The sauce and dough take too long, the toppings take time to prep, there are too many components, blah blah blah. I admit it’s not the most ideal dinner for those of you with 8 children and a hamster, but on the weekends or for dinner parties it’s a hoot.

The dough practically makes itself and all you really have to do is wait for it to rise, the sauce can be made from scratch or gotten from a jar or tub apparatus, and most grocery stores carry toppings like pepperoni and grated mozzarella all ready to go. So hang up your excuses with the dry cleaning and roll your sleeves up; it’s about to get tasty in here.

Pizza lovers seem to fall into two categories when it comes to defining the best and the worst pizzas: crust aficionados and sauce connoisseurs. Whichever camp you pitch your tent in, I hope you find a home with this recipe. The crust is studded with cornmeal and layered with butter, which gives it some depth and “personality”, you might say. The sauce is simple and flexible, so if you’re a spicy kind of guy/gal you can jazz it up or throw in some meat for an extra-special flair. As always, I am a big proponent of making recipes your own by playing to your personal tastes and going with your gut!

Remember, folks: we must all thank Cook’s Illustrated for their marvelous work, which you can view here. To read my more colorful rendition of this tasty treat, read on!

Here is what you’ll need for the dough:
3 1/4 c flour
1/2 c cornmeal
1 1/2 t salt
2 t sugar
1 package instant-rise yeast
1 1/4 c water, room temp
3 T butter, melted
4 T butter, softened
approx 1/4 c olive oil

In the bowl of a standing mixer, toss in all of the dry ingredients and mix with the dough hook until blended.

There are always two kinds of yeast in the store. Here is the one you want:

The other one is used for breads that need much more time rising, so make sure you get the right one!

Add the melted butter and the water to the bowl and mix on low until blended. Increase speed to medium and mix for about 4-5 minutes, until the dough forms a cohesive ball and pulls away from the side of the bowl. My dough did not look perfect like the one in the Cook’s Illustrated video. It was a little more clumpy and not as smooth looking, which I am going to blame on the cornmeal I used. However, it came out just fine so we are not going to cry over spilled milk!

See how it’s not really a ball? If yours turns out this way don’t fret over it; nobody’s perfect!

Oil a large bowl and place the dough inside, turning it to coat the surface with oil. Cover with plastic warp and place in a warm location to rise. It should double in size over the course of about an hour.

While that’s doing it’s thing, let’s start our sauce. You will need:
2 T butter
1 shallot
1/4 t oregano
salt to taste
2 cloves garlic
1 (28 oz) can crushed tomatoes
1/4 t sugar
2 T chopped basil
1 T olive oil

Heat the butter over medium heat until melted and hot.

Shred your shallot:

And add it to the pot with the salt and oregano. Finely chop your garlic and throw it into the pan once most of the moisture from the shallot has cooked off.

Cook the garlic for about 30 seconds, then add the tomatoes and sugar.

Bring the sauce up to a boil then reduce heat to low, cooking until it has reduced to a little more than 2 cups, about 40 minutes. Turn the heat off and add the basil and olive oil.

While the sauce is reducing it’s a good idea to get your bacon all good to go. This way you can snack on it as you finish the pizza! Yay! I find frying messy and labor intensive, so I opted to bake my bacon into savoriness. You will need:

1 pound of the world’s finest bacon.

Preheat your oven to 400. Chop the delicious pig fat into tiny pieces and lay it on a baking sheet…

Pop it in the oven and stir after 10 minutes. It will exude a lot of splattering hot grease to be careful!

Remove it from the pan with a slotted spoon and place on paper towels to drain. Nom on a few bits.

About an hour should have passed by now, so check on your dough. Ever anxious, I placed my dough bowl on my heating pad to help speed along the process.

Remove the dough from the bowl and roll it out on a clean surface to a 12″x15″ rectangle. The best part is that this dough is not like pie or sticky cookie dough, which require a floured surface and a big mess. You can roll it out on the counter and pick it up with ease!

More of an ellipse than a rectangle, but it doesn’t really matter. It’s not like the Queen is coming to tea or anything!

Take your 4 T softened butter and spread it onto the dough with a spatula.

With the long side of the rectangle facing you, roll it tightly to form a log:

Seam side down, smoosh it flat into a 4″x18ish” rectangle and cut in half.

Take one of the pieces and fold it into thirds, like a letter:

Pinch together all the seams so you have a ball.

Repeat with the other piece of flattened dough, then place both balls back into the oils bowl. Let rise for another 40 minutes, until nearly doubled in size.

Now you’re ready to rock. Shred 1 pound mozzarella cheese and preheat your oven to 425.

Take one of your dough balls and roll it into a 13 inch disc.

Lay it over an oiled 9in baking dish and gently push the dough into the curves of the pan. Pinch the top of the dough so it forms a smoothish top.

Sprinkle half the cheese, about 2 cups, onto the dough and ladle 1.5 cups sauce on top. Add any toppings you’d like; in my case I went with the bacon and some capers (thanks for the idea, Luci!).

And finish it off with a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese. Repeat for the second dough ball and pop them both into the oven for about 20 minutes, or until golden brown.

Let rest for 10 minutes before you cut it or else you’ll have a cheese bath on your hands.

So, so good! The crust was crunchy on the outside but chewy inside, with a nice hint of cornmeal. The butter sealed the layers, which added a nice textural component. The sauce was good, but definitely could have used some chili flakes and wine. I love bacon and thought the capers were a nice addition.

Here is a final list of ingredients:
Dough:

3 1/4 c flour
1/2 c cornmeal
1 1/2 t salt
2 t sugar
1 package instant-rise yeast
1 1/4 c water, room temp
3 T butter, melted
4 T butter, softened
approx 1/4 c olive oil
Sauce:

2 T butter
1 shallot
1/4 t oregano
salt to taste
2 cloves garlic
1 (28 oz) can crushed tomatoes
1/4 t sugar
2 T chopped basil
1 T olive oil
Toppings:
1 pound bacon
1/2 capers
1 lb mozzarella cheese
1/4 c Parmesan