Mardi Gras Traditions

No need for Captain obvious statements: I’m aware that Mardi Gras was actually a week ago! But let’s forget the date details and move on to the tastiness.

This is a King Cake, the most marvelous of treats. It’s a Mardi Gras tradition to place a small plastic baby inside the baked cake and whoever gets the baby in their piece has to throw the party next year. Hooray!
Every year I attempt to make the perfect King Cake and I have failed for many years. The trouble is that this cake is not really a cake. It’s more of a bready magical pastry and yeast is such a tricksy beast to deal with sometimes.

Yesterday, that streak ended with a fabulous recipe I found on Allrecipes.com.

If you’re looking for a pretty, doughy, cinnamony-sweet treat that is easy breezy, keep reading…

You will need…
For the cake:
1 cup milk
1/4 cup butter
2 (.25 ounce) packages active dry yeast
2/3 cup warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
1/2 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
dash freshly grated nutmeg
5 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

Filling:

1 cup packed brown sugar
1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
2/3 cup chopped pecans
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup melted butter

Frosting:
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
1 tablespoon water

Scald (bring to a near-boil) the milk in a heavy-bottomed saucepan.
Add the butter and stir until melted; set aside.
In a large bowl, dissolve the yeast and 1 T of the sugar in the warm water. Allow this to proof for about 10 minutes, until it froths and is creamy. If it doesn’t get to this stage, your yeast is probably past its prime and needing to be tossed in ze garbage.
Add the cooled milk mixture to the yeast/water/sugar. Whisk in the eggs, remaining sugar, nutmeg, and salt.
Add the flour 1 cup at a time until the dough comes together.
Knead with the dough hook (or by hand {hahahahha poor fools}) for 8-10 minutes, until the dough is sticky and pulls away from the side of the bowl.
Oil a large bowl, place the dough inside, and cover with plastic wrap.
And let rise for 2 hours in a warm spot, until it doubles in size.
While that baby is ruminating on it’s next move, prepare the filling by simply mixing everything together in a bowl.
Punch the dough down and divide into 4 equal parts (2 per cake).
Roll each out to about 6×16″ rectangles.
Evenly sprinkle the filling down the middle:
and brush one of the long edges with some beaten egg white. Roll the long edge up tightly like a jelly roll and press/seal the edge along the egg white. This will help keep it together while baking.
Pinch together the ends and twist the two rolls together, bringing it together at the end to form a ring.
Repeat with the remaining dough.
Preheat your oven to 375 and allow the formed cakes to rise until your oven is ready, at least 20 minutes. Pop them in the oven for 25-30 minutes, or until just brown. They will over cook easily, so make sure to watch them carefully.
Mmmm bready pastry cakey delight.
If the filling does ooze out of the pastry during baking, just grab a spatula and smear it inside the crevices. It’s all going to be covered in frosting and you don’t want to let that goodness to go to waste, so smear away!
Allow the cakes to cool and then frost with the sugar/water mess. Sprinkle with the traditional Mardi Gras colors (purple, green, yellow) and BAM! You just made yourself some culture.
You. Are. Welcome.
NOMMYNOMNOM

December Desserts

I told myself that December would be full of posts about holiday foodstuffs, and just look at how I’ve failed! Since I wasn’t able to deliver on that front, I’ll just give summary of some of the golden moments of the last month of 2011:

1. Maple Bacon Cupcakes


Some of you may scoff, but let’s be honest: elephant toes would be on menus today if they were served with bacon, because salty pig fat is heaven on earth. The combination of maple and bacon causes my salivary glands to dance a jig of joy, and these cupcakes were a splendid marriage of the two flavors. The key was a bit of bacon fat and crumbles inside the cupcakes, with maple frosting to top them off. You can find the recipe here!

2. The next adventure was English Toffee, which began with good intentions….

and plenty of sugar, fat, and chocolate. The end result was tasty, but so sticky and chewy that my poor mother ripped a crown right off of her tooth! Not a treat I am very proud of….

3. So I made up for it with a birthday cake for my sister:

White cake (Cook’s Illustrated) with a hint of almond and a vanilla buttercream frosting. I piped a buttercream chrysanthemum on top for some festive flair. The cake recipe is one of the best I’ve found, but it’s not surprising considering the source. I hate to sound like a broken record, but Cook’s Illustrated is the best.

4. I repeated that recipe for my friend Lauren’sbirthday, but this time in cupcake form:

We were so stuffed with homemade sushi that the cupcakes felt like more of a burden than a blessing, but hopefully the leftovers will be enjoyed sans-overly full stomachs.

Noms!!

Shake and Bake…

..some cake! I’ve been having a lot of fun experimenting with baked goods lately. We (Lo-lo and I) had a delightful yellow cake from Alice Waters (1234 cake) that had a layer of snickerdoodles baked into the center.


That was topped with a cinnamon swiss meringue buttercream and a whole lot of love for the birthday girl and boy: Shannon and Alex!

The cookie-inside-cake theme was one we used to do at the greatest place on earth: The ASUCD Coffeehouse.

Any time you have student labor, you will inevitably have mistakes (especially when dealing with hot ovens and hungover employees). So, the brilliant idea was to turn those mistakes into magically delicious pieces of craftsmanship. If a tray of cookies was over/under done but still salvageable, we would crumble the pieces and layer them into cake batter. My favorite was always the snickerdoodle cake; it was the kind of cake you’d write home about.

My version:
Cake: Alice Water’s 1234 cake (absolutely amazing cake, you MUST try it!)
Snickerdoodles: courtesy of Ms. Lauren Woods
Frosting: Martha Stewart’s Swiss Meringue Buttercream, add 2 t cinnamon (I love the texture of this frosting; it’s very light and fluffy, but beware: it has ONE POUND OF BUTTER in it. 4 sticks. 2 cups. However you want to cut it, that’s a LOT of fatty goodness. We used to make it at the CoHo with American Buttercream, which is mostly powdered sugar with enough butter and milk to moisten it. Very delicious)

For the next birthday I decided to go further with this theme, but to mix it up a little. And along came…

No, not a VW Bug. A chocolate cake with a layer of molasses cookies, topped with cream-cheese ginger frosting. It tasted like gingerbread cake and was pretty deeeelicious. Dear Leslie piped the car onto the top for her Dad, who is a major car fanatic. Those little “tires” are actually candied ginger pieces– major noms!
Cake recipe: Cook’s illustrated, Devil’s Food cake
Molasses cookies: courtesy of Bakesale Betty’s
Frosting: Cook’s Illustrated, added 1 t crushed ginger and 1 t powdered ginger

The coup de grace was my most recent endeavor:

A Turtle Cake.

This cake was very fun to craft. I had heard of Turtle Cake before, but decided to go with my own interpretation of one of my Mom’s favorite treats:

chocolate turtles. After some cogitation, I decided on caramel cake and caramel buttercream with a layer of pecans in the middle. The top was then drizzled with chocolate ganache and the leftover caramel sauce I made for the frosting.

Cake recipe: Betty Crocker’s Caramel Cake
Frosting: Martha Stewart’s Caramel buttercream (a bit tricky to make the caramel sauce for this one; might be best to buy some at the store. The sauce must be thick but very pliable and “flowy” at room temperature, or else your buttercream will cause it to harden into a mass of sugary uselessness. Smucker’s brand is a good choice).
Chocolate ganache: The best cupcake blogI’ve ever seen, by Chockylit.

Diabetic noms!