Pizza Puffs

Football freaks (said with love): you can stop looking for the perfect finger food for the big day (which I’m pretty sure is coming up sometime soon…I’m not 100% on that front). Enter stage right:

The Pizza Puff. These delightful bits of nirvana come in two varieties tonight: Bacon Caper (my favorite combo, thanks Luci!) and your standard Pepperoni (classic nom). I will be dispersing them among my coworkers tomorrow, who will soon be victims to my diabolical plan to have all 401Ks signed over to me. This victory will be deliciously satisfying.

Lately we’ve all been a little overly obsessed with Pinterest, a site that is brilliantly addictive and will probably soon be a tool for alcoholics to use in place of gin. I found these little puffs lurking on some random’s food board and was instantly captivated, like the lead in a Barbara Cartland novel when he first sees his DID (damsel in distress).

They hail from Plain Chicken, a fun food blog that never fails to both impress and make me feel like, totes amateur. Make sure you tap into your inner foodie to find your favorite flavor combos. I think ham/pineapple would be very tasty.

You will need….

3/4 c flour
3/4 t baking powder
1/2 t garlic powder
3/4 c milk
1 egg, beaten
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
1 heaping cup of your favorite fillers. I used 1/2 bacon 1/2 caper for one batch and all pepperoni for another
Pizza sauce, if desired

Prepare all of your fillings:

And set aside. Whisk together your flour, baking powder, and garlic powder in a medium bowl. Add your milk, egg, and fillings and blend until smooth.

Let sit for 10 minutes and preheat your oven to 375.

Spoon into a greased cupcake pan (12) or a mini-cupcake pan (24). Bake until browned and nommy looking (25 minutes), then pop onto a baking sheet.

Dip in warm pizza sauce and enjoy!

In case you didn’t notice, btw, this recipe is insanely easy. Woohoo!

You. Are. Welcome.
Nomnom!

Moussaka

The last couple of days I’ve been on a real eggplant kick. Don’t ask me why, it just spoke to me and I am rolling with it like a champ. Last night was garlic eggplant with rice, and tonight we have….

Moussaka! A tasty, hearty, totally awesome Greek/Middle Eastern casserole dish that will warm you right to the very core. My friend Leah described it as “lasagna made with eggplant instead of noodles”, which is a very apt description. Of course, that makes it sound a tad healthy, which is a bit of a stretch. It starts out with good intentions, and then goes all rogue with a solid helping of bechamel sauce.

But there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.

The end result is a melting pile of goodness that marries soft eggplant, spiced meat, and salty cheesiness. It’s perfect with a hunk of bread to sop up the goodness, but if you’re anything like me you might just feel like picking up your plate and licking it clean.

I found the recipe (I’m not super familiar with moussaka and therefore didn’t feel terribly comfortable messing around with the ingredients) from Allrecipes.com, which is one of my favorite recipe sites.

You will need:
3 eggplants (medium)
olive oil (preferably spray)
1 T butter
1 lb lean ground beef or lamb
S & P to taste
2 onions, chopped fine
1 clove garlic, minced
1/4 t cinnamon
1/4 t nutmeg
1/2 t mixed herbs (herbs de provence, a mixture of the basics, your fav blend)
1/2 can tomato sauce (8 oz)
1/2 c red wine (I may have added a bit more…)
1 egg, beaten
1 c grated parm

For the bechamel sauce:
4 cups milk
1 stick butter
6 T flour
S & P to taste

Peel the eggplant:

And slice it into 1/2 in moons.

Lay them out on paper towels with a sprinkling of salt to draw out the moisture. This step is very important!! If you don’t get some of that water out, it will drown your casserole while it’s baking.

In a dutch oven heat up the butter and add the meat, onion, garlic, and S&P.

When the meat has browned, add the spices, tomato sauce, and wine.

Bring to a simmer and let cook for 20 minutes, or until reduced and delicious.

Meanwhile, heat the milk over low heat.

Put your broiler on high and lay the eggplant slices on a baking sheet. You will probably have to do this in two batches!

Spray the eggplant with the olive oil and place under the broiler, turning once they’re brown. Set aside.

The original recipe calls for pan-frying in oil, but that just sounded like way too much work. Broiling was easier and used less oil, which is always a plus!

Heat the butter for the bechamel in a large pan. When melted, sprinkle on the flour and whisk in until smooth.

Add the milk slowly, whisking after about every cup in order to smooth out lumps gradually.

Once it’s thickened, turn off the heat.

Your meat sauce should be thick and smelling magical at this point.

Turn off the heat and stir in the beaten egg. Preheat your oven to 350.

Now you are ready to rumble!

Spray a 13″x9″ pan with olive oil and layer half of the eggplant on the bottom. Pour all of the meat sauce over the eggplant:

Sprinkle with 1/3 of the cheese.
Layer the rest of the eggplant on top…
Sprinkle with more cheese. Then, completely douse it with the bechamel sauce!
Don’t be shy! Really drown that sucker.
That’s a very happy piece of eggplant.
Sprinkle more cheese on top and pop the pan into the oven for 45min-1hr. Since all of my components were piping hot (I was very hungry and patience is not one of my strong points when my blood sugar has nose-dived to diabetic coma leves) it only took 45 minutes to get nice and brown:
Leah and I carved into that sucker and ate it with some lovely whole-wheat sourdough.
On my grandmother’s china, of course.
It was so, so nommy. I would definitely recommend chopping the onions very fine, unless you like chunks of them in the sauce. And definitely eat with bread! Lots of bread! Bread all the time! Yay bread!
Nommmmmm

December Desserts

I told myself that December would be full of posts about holiday foodstuffs, and just look at how I’ve failed! Since I wasn’t able to deliver on that front, I’ll just give summary of some of the golden moments of the last month of 2011:

1. Maple Bacon Cupcakes


Some of you may scoff, but let’s be honest: elephant toes would be on menus today if they were served with bacon, because salty pig fat is heaven on earth. The combination of maple and bacon causes my salivary glands to dance a jig of joy, and these cupcakes were a splendid marriage of the two flavors. The key was a bit of bacon fat and crumbles inside the cupcakes, with maple frosting to top them off. You can find the recipe here!

2. The next adventure was English Toffee, which began with good intentions….

and plenty of sugar, fat, and chocolate. The end result was tasty, but so sticky and chewy that my poor mother ripped a crown right off of her tooth! Not a treat I am very proud of….

3. So I made up for it with a birthday cake for my sister:

White cake (Cook’s Illustrated) with a hint of almond and a vanilla buttercream frosting. I piped a buttercream chrysanthemum on top for some festive flair. The cake recipe is one of the best I’ve found, but it’s not surprising considering the source. I hate to sound like a broken record, but Cook’s Illustrated is the best.

4. I repeated that recipe for my friend Lauren’sbirthday, but this time in cupcake form:

We were so stuffed with homemade sushi that the cupcakes felt like more of a burden than a blessing, but hopefully the leftovers will be enjoyed sans-overly full stomachs.

Noms!!