Lamb Pasties

There’s nothing like ending a wonderful Easter weekend with pounds and pounds of leftover lamb and some Miley Cyrus blaring out of your sub-woofer. The pastry gods decided to give me a real hankering for some flaky, savory goodness; hence, the Lamb Pasty:

I’m not sure where the hankering for Miley came from, but I am not one to deny myself guilty pleasures every now and again.


Pasties are an amazing treat and it saddens me that it is not more widely available in the good ole US of A. I know we broke away from the Mother country and declared our freedom, blah blah blah; but why did we have to leave pasties behind? They combine everything Americans love: meat, gravy, dough, and miniscule amounts of vegetables.

I must say that I was shocked at how well these turned out. Pie dough is tricky, even if it is simply fat mixed with flour, and I was worried it would be some goopy mass of ick. No ick, no goop, just yum.

I took the pie dough recipe from (of course) Cook’s Illustrated, but the filling is my own creation. The whole process took about 2 hours to prepare and 20-25min to bake, so make sure you give yourself plenty of time. It yielded 6 pasties and lots of happiness.

Pie dough (Cook’s Illustrated):
2.5 cups flour
1 t salt
2 T sugar (I halved this, since we are dealing with savory)
1/2 c shortening, cold
1.5 sticks butter, cold and cut into 1/4 inch pieces
6-8 T cold water

Don’t think the temperatures are unimportant; they can make or break your dough! Cook’s Illustrated also has a pie dough recipe that includes vodka (strange, but it’s supposed to be amazing!) and is more recent than the above one I chose, which probably indicates a slightly better product. I chose the one I had made before, for the sake of working with a familiar recipe.

Put the flour, salt, and sugar in your Cusinart and pulse until mixed.

Add the shortening and let the motor run for about 10 seconds, until it looks like moist sand.

Scatter the butter:

And make 10-15 second-long pulses, until your mixture looks like this:

Your goal is to have all the butter chunks smaller than peas.

Turn the mixture into a bowl and add 6 T of the ice cold water.

Mix and press the dough with a spatula, adding more water ONLY if necessary. The less water you have to add, the better for the dough. Once you have a cohesive mass with only a few bits hanging off, divide the dough in two.

Squash the balls of dough into discs, wrap in plastic, and pop in the refrigerator for at least 1 hour.

Meanwhile, you can start on your filling! Yay!
You will need:
2 cups chopped, leftover meat; obviously, I used Lamb
1/2 c pancetta or bacon, cubed
1/2 onion
1 leek, white/light green part only
2 garlic cloves
1/2 c chopped carrots
2 T butter
1 heaping T flour
1 c chicken stock
1/3 c cream
Salt and Pepper

Chop the meat into small cubes, trimming any fat that might be sticking around. Americans may wear their excess poundage with pride, but let’s avoid packing on any extra when we can.

I used about half of a leftover roast, which yielded ~2 cups. Set aside.

Put the pancetta in a hot skillet and cook until almost crisp over medium-high heat.

Meanwhile, chop your onion:

Your leek:

…don’t forget to rinse it!

And mince the garlic:

When the pancetta has rendered a good amount of fat and is starting to crisp, remove it from the pan with a slotted spoon and set it in a bowl with some paper towel to drain, but leave the fat in the pan:

Add the chopped veggies to the pan and saute for about 5 minutes over medium-high heat, until soft.

Add your chopped carrots and cook for a couple more minutes:

The carrots should start to sweat like they are being interrogated about their whereabouts on the night of Watergate. Once they start to glisten, push the whole mixture to one side of the pan and reduce the heat to medium-low. Add the butter to the empty side:

Once it has melted, sprinkle the flour over and mix it into a roux:

You will have a thick paste. Mix it into the veggies and let it cook for a minute or two, to ensure that the floury taste goes away. Add your stock (mine was homemade, which I am very proud of), salt, pepper, and cream:

Let it come to a gentle simmer and thicket a tad. Now you can toss in the pancetta and lamb:

It will look creamy and weird, but oh so delicious. Go ahead…take a bite…we know you want to…

Let this mixture cool to almost room temperature. If it is too warm it will melt the butter in the dough, which is far from ideal.

If an hour has elapsed for your pie dough, you can remove one of the discs and start working on forming your individual pasties.

Sprinkle your work surface liberally with flour.

Cut the disc into thirds and form each one into an 8 inch circle, about 1/4 inch thick.

The best way to do this is smush the bit of dough you’re working on into a ball. Flatten it with your right hand/fingertips while constantly turning and “rounding” the dough with your left hand. This may take practice/magic. I find that a rolling pin doesn’t always yield the best shape, which is important for this recipe. If you find the dough very dry and crumbly, just dip your fingers in water.

Spoon the lamb mixture onto one side of the dough, leaving 1/2 inch along the edge. You will use about 1/2 c mixture for each round.

If you’re really on top of your game, you can beat an egg white with a bit of water and brush this onto the edge to help seal the dough together.

Fold the round over so you have a semi circle shape and use a fork to press the seam together:

If you are baking them right away you can brush the top with more egg white. Cutting a slit in the top is also a good idea, to help release steam during baking.

I baked one in a 425 degree oven for 20ish minutes and froze the rest, uncooked. I plan to bake those at 400 for a bit longer, but 375 might be better! It came out a little brown on the edges, so reducing the temp a bit is a good idea.

Super delicious, people. The crust was flaky and scrumptious, perfectly wrapping the filling in a blanket of awesomeness. The lamb and veggies were well cooked and melded together perfectly. Some good alterations to this:
Chicken, tarragon, yams, and a teaspoon of mustard
Ground beef, cumin, and potatoes
Cubes of beef, thyme, and turnips

The possibilities are endless! Get crafty and get eatin’!

nomnomnomnomnom

Potato Kugel

My family is a strange mix of Catholic, Jewish, Atheist, and some form of Protestant. This Easter we decided to abandon the Jesus worship and hit up the Old Testament with a good old-fashioned Seder.

Don’t get me wrong; I love a good Cadbury egg as much as the next Anglican (I still packed these away with gusto, never fear). But every now and then we all appreciate the guttural tones of Hebrew chanting before we dive into strange dishes like Gefilte fish and potato kugel.

The question on every Gentile’s mind: what is Gefilte Fish?

I embrace my ignorance on this front and gladly pass this jar to my neighbor. Does anyone really know the answer? Does anyone really want to know the answer? Does anyone want to just, you know, toss it casually into the dumpster?

Why, yes. Yes I do. And what the hey is jellied broth?
Don’t tell me; it was a hypothetical-ish question.

I’m going to focus on my sister’s deeeeelighful rendition of “Off the Broiler’s” Potato Kugel, since it was not only tasty but completely without balled-up fish of any kind. So put on your pray shawls and adjust your yamulke; it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

This little lady has been trying to overthrow my position as the culinary sister, so maybe you can help me out by letting her know it’s never going to happen. Or maybe I should just throw her one of these and assume she’ll back off:

What a mug! She sure is fearsome in her fleece coat with lots of drool hanging down in ropes from her over-sized yapper.

The full recipe from the Broiler folks can be found here, and this is what you’ll need:

1/2 cup Parsley Leaves
4 medium yellow onions
1/2 cup Schmaltz (mmm chicken fat; we just used butter)
7 Eggs
2 tsp Salt
3/4 tsp freshly ground pepper
1 cup Carrots, peeled and shredded
4 lbs yukon gold potatoes
2/3 cup Matzo Meal
1/2 tsp baking powder

Put the slicing blade on the food processor and process 3 of the onions. Caramelize them over medium heat using half of the butter.

Meanwhile, beat the eggs in a large bowl.

Mince the parsley in the food processor with the regular blade. Add one of the onions and pulse until thoroughly demolished. Add this to the eggs and mix.

Rinse, scrub, and quarter your potatoes. Place them in a bowl of cold water until the onions are caramelized so they do not brown.

Shred the carrots and add them to the egg mixture, along with your Matzo crumbs, baking powder, salt and pepper.

If the onions are close to being all brown and lovely, you can go ahead and shred the potatoes. Please use the Cuisinart for this, unless you have some weird need to hate life by the end of this Seder.

See how happy she is using that wonderful machine? Don’t you want to be that ecstatic about potatoes? Now, mix everything together!

Grease up a 13’x9′ pan and add some butter, just for the heck of it:

Express skepticism:

“That’s not how my grandmother made it.”
Now you can bake this puppy at 375 for about 60-90 minutes, depending on your oven and how brown you want it.

The entire menu was composed of lamb roast, matzoh ball soup, lots and lots of wine, almond torte, roasted cauliflower and beans, and this lovely kugel. And there I was thinking Jewish food was a hair shy of tasty!
*Nom*

Blue Cheese Crackers

I was looking for cupcake recipes this past weekend (Seth and Mia’s wedding is coming up! Cupcakes for all!) and stumbled upon dear Nigella’s Irish Blue Cheese Crackers.

Dear Nigella does seem to have a tiny issue with being a little, ah, forthcoming. But by gum the lady does know how to make a mean cracker.

I thought this would be a nice treat for my coworkers, who just spent a week training strange East Coast people in D.C. Poor souls need something comforting to help them forget the bad weather and flirty females!

You will need:
3/4 cup crumbled blue cheese (I used Irish Cashel)
1 stick butter
1 egg yolk
3/4 c flour
1/4 c cornmeal (Nigella calls for blue cornmeal, but the only way that would happen in my house is if the yellow kind grew mold)
Pinch salt

Cut up the butter and let it soften to a seriously mold-able substance.

Add the blue, erring on the side of more.

To avoid getting blue cheese all over your fingers, flake it off the main hunk with a paring knife:

Slap the yolk into the bowl, but reserve the white for brushing later. The crackers, not your hair.

Here’s where I ran into trouble, because I lack a certain amount of patience and didn’t feel like letting the butter soften. I had no choice but to crank up “Money Maker” on the old iPod and really put some serious effort into crafting a homogenous mixture out of what felt like hardened cement. All worth it, in the end!

Add the flour, cornmeal, and salt and mix together.

Don’t bother using a spoon; just go at it with your hands, like some sort of animal. Doubtful that an animal would embark on a cracker-making extravaganza, but oh well.

Lump o’ dough. Flatten into a disc, wrap in plastic, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.

When it’s ready, preheat your oven and dust work surface with flour.

Roll the dough out to about 1/4 to 1/2 inch thick. It will be fairly crumbly, so just mash any stray bits back into the dough.

Using your favorite cookie cutter or the top of a glass, cut out all the dough. It should fill one baking sheet because they do not have to be far apart.

Brush the tops with the remaining egg white and bake for 10-15 minutes.

They will bubble from the butter and egg white. When they are toasty brown, take them out and CHOMP!

I thought they were very tasty, but am thinking of experimenting with soaking the cornmeal before hand. For my taste, it came out a little too noticeable. Perhaps cutting it back a couple of tablespoons and subbing a bit more flour would do the trick.

They are flaky and chewy, with the perfect hit of blue cheese. I saw Nigella recommending to smear them with more cheese, but I feel that would be overkill.

Nom..nom..NOM!